HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!
Student to Teacher: “I can’t reach the brakes on this piano!”
Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.
Why are pianists’ fingers like lightning? They rarely strike the same place twice.
Why was the piano invented? So the pianist would have a place to put his coffee.
The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.
What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker? You better C sharp or you’ll B flat!
Why was the piano player arrested? Because he got into treble.
