HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!

Student to Teacher: “I can’t reach the brakes on this piano!”

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?  Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

Why are pianists’ fingers like lightning?  They rarely strike the same place twice.

Why was the piano invented?  So the pianist would have a place to put his coffee.

The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?  You can’t tuna fish.

What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?  You better C sharp or you’ll B flat!

Why was the piano player arrested?  Because he got into treble.